Boss: "Bob, you know I think you are an excellent employee and I appreciate your work ethic but these allegations against you raised by ex-wives and girlfriends are concerning."
Bob: "Well, boss, let me tell you, those stories just aren't true. These are harpies who are obsessed with me and wish they were still the focus of my affections."
Boss: "I totally understand. Those women could never find another guy as good as you. Sorry you have to deal with such pettiness. Carry on!"
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